The three stages of infomercial induction (update)

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This is how I imagine it goes down in every future home of the nutri-bullet or ninja bullet, or whatever other new iteration of blender they’re hawking on tv. I get irritated when these ads comes on and they spin (honestly not intended) their bullshit about patented cyclonic action (ie it moves shit in circles) extracting nutrients, unlike a blender of course, They’re so bloody defensive about the “B” word too, “It’s not a blender, it’s a Nutrition Extraction System.” You know what?… Read the rest